• Light up, America! (June 19, 1998)

        Save our kids from smoking . . . the nearest politician.

• This Site is Proudly Netscape Free! (July 1, 1998)

        I'm waiting for DOJ to classify God as a monopoly . . .

• Blood on Bubba's Hands (October 18, 2000)

        Just what are those "national interests" of ours in Yemen again . . .?

• Paintballs vs. No Balls (June 29, 2001)

"Call the SWAT team!  He's got a whole can of paint!"

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